Tiny Dancer

Ah my second one night stand, oh so memorable like the first one. As mentioned I was in a sorority with my friend Melissa who had an older sister in the same sorority. Thus as freshmen we felt special being invited to an upperclassmen party by her sister. So at this time, being 18, we thought we had to pre-game before everything so we definitely arrived at the party tipsy/wasted. I was classified boy crazy, and sober I have no shame and wasted I have even less. And of course beer goggles do not help with finding a suitable mate. So there was a man there who was a short 23 year-old graduate teacher at Bowling Green whose nickname was “Tiny Dancer”. Both of us being well on our way to blacked out find each other quite acceptable. So again at another sorority party, I find myself grinding and making out with “Tiny Dancer”, and everyone there was making fun of him. I mean, he was robbing the cradle a little bit, but I was too drunk to care or heed the warning signs from my friends. One thing led to another and we decided we definitely wanted to get it on. By this time I was living in a single dorm having switched rooms because of “door handle”. So my friend Melissa being a great friend didn’t want me walking by myself with this strange man so she said we could hook up in her room since her roommate was out of town. But again, Melissa was on the top bunk while “Tiny Dancer” and I rocked the bottom bunk below. And oh, he was not so tiny. I must say he had one of the largest penises I’ve ever had, 9 inches and girthy. It was so large it couldn’t even fit all the way inside me, I definitely had trouble walking the next day. So needless to say I was loud, moaning at the top of my lungs. So when I went to the restroom Tiny tried to get Melissa to join in the fun, yet she declined. I was happy I wanted all 9 inches for myself. For some reason Tiny and I switched numbers and actually talked which of course was weird. He lived so far away, and really this would lead to a relationship? I think not. Anyways, the important lesson to this chapter is, you cannot tell how large a man’s penis is by his height. Also size does matter, sorry men who are less than 6 inches with no girth, you do not satisfy my pichachu.