Wildfire FIghter

I have thought I have met Mr. Right one too many times because of alcohol and good sex. So this next story was no exception. My friend Kerri and I loved karaoke and there was this place in her hometown we frequented often. This is the kind of town where everyone pretty much know everyone, so one night I met Keith who was a wild fire fighter in California and lives in Ohio and collects unemployment on his off season. He was very attractive, because we go to this bar for the karaoke not the men. He was rugged with a nice body and I am a sucker for blue eyes. After drinks were had we began flirting with one another over pool. Then we were in the back room and we couldn’t keep our hands or mouths off one another. We didn’t sleep together that night, I didn’t understand why until I slept with him the next time. He lived in the basement of his Mom’s house. Yes in his mid twenties collecting unemployment living in his Mom’s house and to top it off he didn’t have a cell phone he had to give me his Mom’s landline, I picked the winners and why did I want a relationship with him? Anyways, after lots of drinks and making out the second time we got together his drunken friend drove us to Keith’s mom’s house where we were lucky the cops didn’t pull him over and give him a DUI since he lost a hub cap on our drive. After safely arriving, we descended the basement stairs and there lies a bed on the ground. Thankfully I was so drunk and horny I didn’t care he didn’t even have a box spring; I have been in much worse beds after this. We continue making out and he eats me out and I give him head where I discovered how large his penis was and we then had passionate sex. Eventually we went to sleep and I later awoke to him peeing in the sink; I got my salad tossed for the first time. It was quite pleasant, then he fingered my ass, not as pleasant of an experience. Anal was a no go so we had sex again, then I had to go to the bathroom and only being a one bathroom house his mom was getting ready to go to work. Thus being a hiker I am no virgin to popping a squat, so I went outside to pee. This would have been a great idea if I didn’t lock myself out in the middle of winter. By the door one of Keith’s friends was passed out so I banged on the door hoping he would wake up and let me in. To no avail he stayed passed out until I was greeted by Keith’s mom who looked at me quizzically I mean I can’t imagine what was going through her mind “Who is this girl with no pants on?” So I said I am a friend of Keith’s and I locked myself out. “What were you doing outside?” I wish I could have thought of a lie quick enough, however I honestly admitted “I needed to use the bathroom”. Horrified she let me in where I did a walk of shame to the basement. I laughed and fell back asleep for a few more hours before I convinced Keith to drive me to my car so I could tell my friends what a hilarious night I had.