In a previous blog I mentioned size does matter, and here is the story that makes me believe and know this to be a fact. Men, women are just being polite if they say size doesn’t matter, because there is such a thing as too small and there is such a thing for women as too large. One of my friends said a guy she was with was so big she could feel his penis in her stomach region. I can’t imagine that being enjoyable, like anal sex. That hole is exit only thank you very much. And yes I am that girl that screams out “Wrong Hole” if a drunken partner tries to give my ass a friendly poke.
Anyways, I was semi-friends with this guy Jeff in college. He was in a frat so we met through a mutual friend and drank and smoked pot together on occasion. One night I was over their frat house and was so drunk I was passing out on this man’s penis. Well Jeff was jealous about this and convinced me I could stay in his room for a night. And even with beer goggle I was not attracted to this man. But that night we made out and fooled around a little bit. Then I am pretty sure after that night I made it clear to him I just wanted to be friends. Any hoo, a year or so later he must have forgotten I told him I was closed for business, because I had my own place senior year and he came over to smoke, except I was all ready blacked out drunk. After we smoked all I wanted to do was pass out, but he took it as oh she wants to have sex. Which couldn’t be farther from the truth because he had to caterpillars for eyebrows on his face and was my height with an ok personality. So I swear I was saying no he could let himself out. Instead he begins to undress and announces he is taking off his insulin pump, wow that is a way to kill the mood if there was one. As the insulin pump dropped to the floor he mounted me and I think he inserted himself in me, but I couldn’t feel a thing. A minute later he orgasmed and was putting back on his insulin pump and clothes. I am pretty sure we had sex, I mean I was fucked up and all but I am pretty sure I should have felt his penis go inside me. However, it was dark, so my only conclusion is he did, but he must have had the smallest penis in the world because my vagina felt nothing. Needless to say I never called him again, I just hope he is able to find a woman with a very x-small vagina, otherwise he may have to switch teams and become a bottom. So yes size does matter, so if you are a man and have a small penis go get that penis enlarging pump, take pills, get surgery, do whatever you have to do to get an average size penis. Or at least a penis that is more than one inch.
