White Trash Prom

If you have ever drunk alcohol, you know it takes a while to know your limits and build your tolerance. Well at the end of my first year of college, I was still learning this rule. My entire first year there were many times where I drank too much and mixed too much and ended up sick. So one of the times I drank way too much was quite hilarious from what I remember. It was the last party of the year and the theme was White Trash Prom. A week before the party, I was dubbed the party animal of my sorority and was given hot pink lingerie, bunny ears, and a tail. Of course I decided a playboy bunny would be a fitting costume for a white trash prom. Also before this party, I discovered 151 and all its potency. Thus I brought my bottle of 151 to the party and took 3 shots in no time. Then I decided it would be a good idea to shotgun a beer. Soon after this I was in a bedroom with this senior and we were making out then I started to give him head and that’s when all the alcohol hit me. The room started spinning and the next thing I know I am at the side of the house puking. Thankfully one person was sober enough to take me back to my dorm. I stumbled to my room and realized I was going to get sick again. To the bathroom I went where I passed out. Awaking later with my face plastered to the porcelain seat, I turned around to see a girl who lives in the hall sitting behind me. I was coughing so loud that I woke her and my entire hall up, so she stayed with me making sure I didn’t choke on my vomit. She also had the courtesy to draw me. Now framed, I have a drawing of me passed out on a toilet in a dorm bathroom as a playboy bunny. Sometimes I feel like strange things only happen to me. Especially because I saw the man I almost threw up on a few weeks ago in LA and I haven’t seen him in at least seven years since the incident. Is it fate? I hope not.